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sholem aleykhem

funny as a pie between two walls oof

THIS IS THE INTERNET IF YOU ARE NOT BEING CREEPY YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
-championawkward


I wonder what all of my loves look like as kids unless they are kids then I wonder what they looked like as embryos
-sinisterlava


I love that ranga is in fact a gay guy and a girl.
-suqmydiqtbh


like even if i wasn't as fabulous as i am
hos would still be hatin
back off mind yo bidness blog
-championawkward


You, above all else, have an impeccable knack for picking out the best lines to be taken out of context to sound extremely inappropriate especially if it’s said by a little boy. I approve of everything you choose to be,
-princealfonso

im me:
toasterfiend297

Accidental Belly Shot

"I'm sitting here in the yard staring at a rose bush at one rose inpiticular this could be the most beautiful rose in the world but it doesn't compare to your beuty."
-it's uncle joe



he'd probably write down every butthurt inducing statement posted on here, then read them while he's on the crapper and shed a tear every time a doody comes out.
-peenmonger

your case requires constant surveillance. he who has been assigned to constantly watch you will lose his family and eventually his life as a result of a spiraling drug and alcohol problem stemming from his unrequited love for you.. his forbidden angel
-dead-poets

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